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ALBUMS
"Pick Your Battles"
(2011)
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"Steve Hofstetter's Day Off"
(2009)
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"The Dark Side of the Room"
(2008)
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"Cure For the Cable Guy"
(2006)
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"Tastes Like Bliss"
(2004)
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BOOKS
"National Lampoon's Balls!"
(2007)
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"Student Body Shots - Another Round"
(2005)
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"Student Body Shots"
(2002)
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SHIRTS
"Redophile"
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"Ask Me Why I'm a Douche"
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"Your Stupidity Offends Me"
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