THE HATE
Dear Steve,
I think you are the anti-christ. Stop being an asshole and go fuck your pussy ass in the ass motherfucker. Cut this shit right now.
YOUR FRIEND,
ANDREW
MY RESPONSE
Dear Andrew,
You are very observant. Being Jewish, I am technically anti-Christ.
Actually, I'm kidding. See, to assume that I'm the anti-christ, that would mean Christ is the anti-steve. And since, according to the homeless man on my corner, Jesus loves me, he can't possibly be the anti-steve. So your logic just doesn't hold up.
Your friend,
Steve