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*One more time
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*Was that supposed to be funny?
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*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (33)
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*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (32)
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*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (30)
*Raper
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*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (28)
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*Smarter Than You
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (27) Part V
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*Ur Ugly
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*The Sexy Rapist
*Get a Life
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*Sit-Down Comic
*Lol
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*Or Something
*U Look More Like a Fag
*Arnt Funny
*Are You Seriously Going to Suggest?
*A Room Full of Drunk People
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (23)
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (22)
*Bile
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (21)
*I Hate You
*I am a Comedian Now
*Off a Pickle
*My Idea of Comedy
*Your Comedy Made Me Cry
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (20)
*You Have Red Hair
*Get a Life!!!!!
*You Died
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*And Your Friends
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*Wut Kinda Person R U
*Find Another Job
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*You Are Not Funny
*Mr. Hofstetter
*People Named Steve
*The Honest Truth
*Go Bow Your Dad
*Commie
*Pee Through Your Ears
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (19)
*F-in F
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*Chappelle
*%^@%
*No Point Intended
*In Your Dream
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*My Dad, The Bouncer
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*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (18)
*This is Not A Drill
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*Saw You Before
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (17)
*Egyptian
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (16)
*My Asshole When It's Cumming
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*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (15)
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*Dave Chappel
*Urself
*Pot Calling the Kettle a Pot
*The Bloods
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*Freak
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*Your Ugly!!
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*I'm Not Gay
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*Eat S***
*A Boating Accident
*No Body Likes Liberals
*A Serious Debate About Art
*The Ultimate Hatemail
*All The Best
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*Red Neck
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*Get Off My Nuts
*Collgege Drop Out
*175K Friends
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*Pull The Trigger
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*Still More Funnel Cakes
*The Return of Funnel Cakes
*Funnel Cakes
*Your Stupid (2)
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*If I Offended You
*Eat Sh** and Die
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*No Offense
*Fuck Norcal
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*Off Top Fade
*Two Dollar Whore
*YOUR A FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tasteless, Racist and Offensive
*A Flag Pole
*I Think
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*What are you?
*Hoto
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*No Jews
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*Gay Ass Jo
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*Your Hatemail
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*I Hate White People
*How Much Hatemail You Get
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (14)
*Hahahah Funny
*I Am Also German
*U R A Fagg
*F U Bitch
*F* A* N*
*Dumb Cracker Ass
*California Welcome
*Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*Asswhole
*Donky Fart
*Tell Ur Mom
*No Quier Bag
*Richard Simmons
*fu u fag
*Bro
*Steve Hofstetter
*I Will Be Surprised
*F U
*U F A
*Jokes Pointed Toward Your Hair
*Bucket Baby
*You Are Gay
*Butt Raper
*Viva Mexico
*Perv
*To Ugly
*Stooped
*F* You B*
*Jew
*Lots of Gfs
*I Think You're Gay
*Dirty Jew
*Its Offensive
*FYou
*Really Gay
*Suck a D
*Dane Cook
*That Fruit Sh**
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (13)
*Larry the Cable Guy Owns
*Census Bureau
*Your Mother
*Faggg
*F Off N
*Sports Related Jokes
*My Number
*I Don't Go Out Much
*I Hate the Radio
*You Fail At Life
*I'm a Comedian
*Most Offensive Cartoon
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (12)
*Kiss Off
*Not Quite Hatemail
*Two Words
*Don't Talk To Me
*Niger
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (11)
*Taco Bell
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (10)
*You Could Munch
*Cornhole
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (9)
*I Don't Care
*U Rape People
*Yoor Gayyyyyyy
*Ur Not?
*Ginger
*Piss Off
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*F***er
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*My Gooch
*Skinny Ass White Boy
*Exclamation Point
*Problem With Racists
*Matt Darrah
*Stay Inside
*Lame Ass Idiot
*Um, Your Gay
*Bitch Ass
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (8)
*Your Ugly
*Yo Bitch Ass
*Faggit
*Ur Gay
*Ur A Stalker
*Tool
*Child molester
*Fucming
*Slut
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (7)
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (6)
*Guess What
*Your Video
*U Look Like
*Your Appearance
*Your Comedy CD
*You Look Like
*Racism Exists
*Yo Are Not Funny
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (5)
*Response to Cure For the Cable Guy (4)
*Response to Cure For the Cable Guy (3)
*No Effence
*With My Mom
*Rappist
*Write Something Original
*Anti-Bonds Column
*Ur Skit
*Stop Sending Me Messages
*Who are you?
*No Buddy
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy (2)
*Response to Cure for the Cable Guy
*Reddies
*You're Suck
*U-G-L-Y
*Don't Spam Me
*Jewish People
*Do You Work
*Gay Ass
*Who Would Add You?
*I Believed In You
*Punky Brewster
*Start Workin At Citgo
*Compensating
*I Hate Comedians
*What is Funny
*F You
*Go to Canada
*Comedy Scene
*This Seems Like A Scam
*Youth Soccer
*You Are Not Funny
*Captain Queer
*Go Away And...
*Real Women
*I Assure You
*Mr. F You
*Gettin a Job
*Where You At?
*Slut Bag
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*Enormous
*Freestyle
*Nice Hair
*I Saw You Before
*Originality
*Small Wiener
*I Dislike You
*F*@%$3!
*Not a College Student
*Stanky
*Not Funny!
*Haight
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*Racist Drivel
*Haven't Seen You in a While
*Your Picture Spells
*Utter Bull
*I Don't Know
*To Heckle You
*Nice Marketing
*I Don't Even Know You
*I am Betting
*I Am Defriending You
*Really Gay
*Extra Chromosome
*Clever Magee, Yet Again
*You Look Like
*A Popularity Contest
*Not Funny At All
*Drowning Puppies
*I Bet
*Off Steve
*Don't Quit Your Day Job
*You Suck Asshole
*My Last Breath
*With All Due Respect
*Why Would You Even Think
*So Sad
*You Are the Worst Comedian
*Where Is Your Next Show
*Fag
*You're Raising Money?
*I Ain't Try
*You're a Gay Fag
*You're Not Very Funny
*Clever Magee Strikes Back
*Real Gay People
*Get a Life
*Friend Whore
*F U
*The Return of Clever Magee
*Straight To Hell
*Here's Some Hate Mail
*Don't Steal My Quote
*Leave Everyone Alone
*You Blow
*That Story
*Ass Face
*You Little Bitch
*I'm Out
*F You?
*You Suck Ass
*Not Appropriate For You Audience (Long One)
*Could You Be Any Wordier? (Long One)
*U R A FAG
*I Won't Answer
*Simple Mathematics
*I Hope You Fail
*The Last Word
*The Dirtiest Hatemail Ever
*Get Run Over
*Get A Life
*Get High Whenever You Read This
*Get Off Your Lazy Ass
*Succeeeding
*It's Just Too Bad
*Stop Emailing Me
*Penis!
*A Serious Response to a Heckler
*Smiley Face
*What Do You Do All Day?
*Die
*Sucked That Many
*Go Away
*Your Stupid
*Friend Starved
*Posting All That Hatemail
*Why Would You Do This?
*Your Aren't Smart
*I Know a Hot Girl
*SPAM Tool
*Get F***ed
*Buy a Life
*How You Became a Comedian
*Eat Sh**
*A Real Job
*Amalgamations
*Incredibly Large Loser
*You're 26
*I Love AMERICA
*I Applaud Your Responces
*Who You And The
*Excuses, Excuses
*One Ugly Human
*Craptacular Work
*You are a Fag
*I Thought You Were a Friend
*F*** You
*Wasting The Last Ten Seconds
*Shame On You
*Egomaniac
*U Need a Life
*Everyone Close to You
*Dolt
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*Is That Spelled With an I?
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*Tool
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*Suck My...
*You Are Lame
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*I MAY Be Absolutely Wasted
*Your Gay
*Square Dude
*Huge Tool
*I'm Funnier Than You
*Ain't My Homey
*You are a Loser
*Make Fun of Me
*Ur Not Funny
*More Seriousness About Blue Collar
*A Serious One About Blue Collar Comedy
*More Hatemail
*What is Your Problem?
*The worst piece of hatemail ever
*A Letter From Frankenstein
*You are Not Funny!
*Not to Be a Dick
*A Real Wanker
*This is retarded.
*U a damn foo
*Big Lieeeeeeeeeeeee
*Worst Human Being On the Planet
*I Hope You Die
*15 Minutes of Fame
*Facebook Is Serious
*The Meaning Of The Word
*The Abortion Debate
*In a Civilized Society
*You Are Worthless
*Nazis
*You Used To Be Funnier
*Get Off The Net
*The Most Stupid Thing
*You're a Fagat
*You're a Douche
*The Anti-Christ