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Steve Hofstetter's Hatemail

THE HATE

You are a huge tool. And not funny.



MY RESPONSE

What kind of tool? An axe? That'd be pretty badass. Or a miter saw. I could totally be a miter saw. Or maybe a hammer? Then the song would be "If I had a Steve. I'd Steve in the evening. I'd Steve in the morning. All over this laaaaaand." How cool would that be?

Too bad I'm not funny.
-Steve


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