Head to Head
A friend of mine challeneged me to go head to head with him on 25 cent wing wednesdays at a bar near the Maryland Campus. Hes been known for eating 4 meals and a whole pie at Bob Evans. What steps should I take to make sure I come out victorious?
Not Yet a Mammoth in Maryland
Dear Smaller Than Mammoth-
This is a difficult task, indeed. Here are some steps you must follow in order to defeat your competition.
1) Learn how to spell â€œchallenged.â€ While the word appreciates your charity, it already owns enough eâ€™s.
2) Overcome your fear of the apostrophe.
3) Give up. Youâ€™re never going to beat this guy. This was a stupid bet. Heâ€™s obviously very, very talented and fat.
Thanks for writing. This was Joe College saying, â€œppppllllbbbbttttt.â€
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