No i wont be your friend your cheapening the entire thing. like the face book needs to be abused anymore than it already is. it is a serious resource for serious people doing serious thing, seriously. so to reiterate the aformentioned point, no and you should abandon your "quest" if you wish to retain any shread of dignity.
Sir Christian Greer
Your point about facebook being taken seriously would be much more effective if you didn't have "sir" in your name. I'm guessing you have never actually been knighted. But I'm just guessing here.