Hi my name is Jon and I just read your "Chain Letter" column through collegehumor.com. The main reason chain letters exist is for spam companies to accumulate active E-mail addresses. So lots of the time when you get an "Enlarge your Penis!!!" E-mail or anything like that, it's because some company sent out a chain letter that eventually got to you or your friends and then back to that company with your E-mail address in it. Just thought you'd like to know. Also, you haven't really been funny since your college years. Maybe you should go back and start a chain letter to save your career. Thanks for reading. -Jon
First, you're very wrong about chain letters. E-mail tracking is currently impossible. Second, since my college years I am much funnier. You're just not quick enough to get jokes that don't have to do with being wasted.
Thanks for learning to read,