You are the strangest guy ever. I don't think that your humor is intelligent or funny, which after-all, is the point of humor. Don't let your ego get too big, cause it will only hurt worse when you are on your inevitable fall from your 15 minutes of "fame" (I put fame in quotations b/c you're really only famous on the internet, you huge fucking loser).
And you will never get to be my friend on thefacebook.com, so quit asking me.
I'm crushed that you won't be my friend on thefacebook.com. I was on a quest for 99,999 friends and one bitch named Petra.
P.S. Be sure to watch my TV show this fall. It's all about how my fame is in quotation marks.