im am so sorry Captain Queer but I dont like you. You suck...you are not a comedian. Youshould go ahead and give up on that as a career. Go fuck yourself...I have some spare rope if you need some to hang yourself. Good day mate
Thanks for the offer of spare rope, but I politely decline. I don't want anything left over from your attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation.
And if it is an insult to call me Captain Queer, you shouldn't refer to yourself as my mate.