You comedy cd sucks a whole lot of ass. I was intrigued when I saw you list Bill Hicks as one of your idolsâ€¦..but your brand of innocuous, crap comedy probably has Bill spinning wildly in his grave at you mentioning him and yourself in the same breath. In your routine you repeat over and over that you get so much hate mail. You act as if your shtick is sooo offensive, that people simply cannot help themselves. Please. The only reason I am emailing you was because your blandness inspired me to do so. You should have listed Louie Anderson, Jim Brewer, and Carrot Top as inspirations instead. You are misrepresenting your product. The thinking man's comic?????? WTF? I think I would rather scrub my balls with a cheese grater than listen to your annoying voice.
You are obviously well versed in comedy. So well versed that you're able to critique an album you haven't heard. My album comes out April 4th, and today is March 6th.
I apologize for being bland. You, on the otherhand, are so bold that you feel big by emailing hateful things to a stranger. If I were you, I'd be careful with that cheese grater. Sounds like you don't have much balls left to work with.
Scrub a dub dub,