I resent you in the highest fashion. Your jokes are bad and thus, you deserve to be executed in the highest fashion and then strung up for the entire world to gawk at your badness. You annoy me. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I do also resent that boy who called you the anti-Christ, since that is impossible.
Well, John Thomas Post of UNC-Asheville. Considering the subject line of your email was "More Hatemail" and you made reference to items in my hatemail archive, this is not actually hatemail. This is you, John Thomas Post of UNC-Asheville, trying to get a piece of phony hatemail in my archive, thus wasting time for both of us. Well it worked. And not only will I post your hatemail, I will also post that your email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. Gosh - I hope my fans don't use it to sign you up for many annoying newsletters.