"In short, I'm a standup comic with more friends on thefacebook.com than the population of some cities." Most likely you get these "friends" from cities by requesting to be friends with these random ass people in hopes that you will most likely be their friend due to the tendency that no one really says no or the fact that some are just completely desperate to become friends with someone. Good for you congratulations you stand up comic you, you requested another friendship from someone you've never met or has never seen you do a performance. This MAY be a joke or I MAY be absolutely wasted, but as far as it goes I have no f-ing clue as to who you are nor do I care to be your friend because you feel a great privilage from having so many unknowns or desperate as your friends as a way of promoting yourself around the country. P.S. this is a VERY drunk message at 12:37 a.m. from someone who has been drinking since 4:30 in the afternoon. Not too sorry if I sound like a bitch but I hate random ass people asking to be my friend. Sincerelly going to get more wasted because I actually took the time to write this instead of denying your ass, Jessie
Drinking makes you cool!!!! Especially in front of a computer.
By the way, you're not wasted. Your college education? Now that was wasted.