basically,your not funny...
your form of observational humor,pointedly sucked,was trite,old,and based on/in stereotypical slash and burning the red neck type of suposition.
dude that's almsot topical enough to be a news item on MSNBC...and have as many people actually watching.
Larry The Cable Guy...is successful.
let me know the last time you've had not only three exceedingly successful videos,
Numerous Cable Specials,and tours that ARE a major thing.
but Two feature length films....and a comedy career which doesnt coatail a success.
and I'll lay you very good odds you wont have a thing to say in your retort, that will not include vulgarity.....
P.S. Who are you again????
Yet another person who equates fame with talent. By your logic, Paris Hilton and Ashlee Simpson are also extremely talented and should be revered. After all, they're famous. Get back to me in ten years when Larry the Cable Guy is nothing more than a trivia question.
You lost your bet that I'd resort to vulgarity because you don't know anything about me beyond the title of my album. But I bet I know about you. I bet that today someone did something to you to put you in a bad mood and you happened upon an article about or a link to me. And you decided to take your frustration out on me, despite not knowing me and never having seen a minute of my comedy. Do you feel better? I bet you don't. I bet you're still just as upset at whomever it was that upset you, but now you've wasted ten minutes crafting an email to someone who has never and will never care that you even exist.
And so you know, lastly means lastly. Not third to lastly.