Hi, I wanted to let you know that I don't go out much (times are tight) but last night I decided to see a comedy show and I remember you being one of the comics due to your interesting name. Unfortunatly
I left after 30 minutes. I don't know if your new at this or a pro but I will tell you this. You have a certain arrogance about you that turned me off and your delivery seemed forced. I have never written a comedian in my life but I was so pissed off about paying 16 bucks and buying two drinks to see your God awful comedy that I had to get it off my chest. There, now I feel better. Please don't come back to Long Island. You ain't funny. Good luck in another job, Eddie.
You must have had those drinks quickly, because I wasn't on stage until 45 minutes in and no one left during my set. But even if I was the guy you meant to write to, you looked up a stranger and sent him a hate-filled email just to feel better at someone else's expense. Yeah, I must be the one who thinks of myself first.
Get well soon,