THE HATE

hey steve you should take that story about the dog lickin peanut butter off your balls out of your comedy routine its more disgusting than funny you retard

MY RESPONSE

Okay, Clever Magee, you think by making up what's in my routine you'll get to me? Oooh, you are very effective. You almost convinced me I do different material than I do. Good thing I'm familiar with my own act. Whew.

This is the third time you've written to me in a week. But will I put you in my SPAM filter? No. You are providing my readers a valuable service by allowing them to laugh at your shortcomings. I thank you, Clever Magee. Almost as much as I mock you. And i mock you an awful lot.

-Steve