THE HATE
you are a piece of shit. saw you before. About as funny as watching grass grow. delete me off your friends list cockbreath.
MY RESPONSE
I've noticed that everyone who says they've seen me before and didn't enjoy the show never specifies where they saw me or when. Look man, if you don't like my comedy, that's okay. But don't pretend you saw me live. And don't be too dumb to take me off your own friends list.
-Steve