THE HATE
Hey. The thing is you're not funny. Ok? See you're an asshole that's what you are. You are a lame ass idiot who thinks he is funny. Mitch Hedburg was funny, not you. So don't message me again tool.
MY RESPONSE
You're right that Mitch Hedburg was funny. You're right that I think I'm funny. And you're right that I can be a bit of an asshole. Like when I tell you to eat me, you nitwit.
Yay for accuracy,
-Steve