THE HATE
Oh, I get it now; you're the joke. Forgive me, I am a little thick skulled. Do me a favor? Please don't procreate, well at least not with my mom, or your mom for that matter. Those college humor articles were shit, so you could imagine how that made me feel about myself when I spent time reading those articles. You guessed it, absolutely worthless. That being said, you seem like a bright guy. I am sure that the funny will eventually find you and I am sure that I will eventually find you funny. Until then cocksucker, Brian
MY RESPONSE
Brian-
Did you just tell me that you read all my articles, tell me that you're sure you will find me funny soon, and invite me to have sex with your mom as long as we don't have a kid?
Truly, a bizarre way to tell me you don't enjoy my work.
Lay off the booze,
-Steve