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Steve Hofstetter's Hatemail

THE HATE

i will not be your friend cause it would be a lie. and lies are for the heart broken who try to become big by thinking the are cool, but there not cause they are a big lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



MY RESPONSE

I thought lies were for kids. Wait, that's Trix. Trix are for kids. Damn. I always get that one wronggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

-Steve


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