THE HATE
Are you a wizard? because magic can be the only reason you are in this comedy game at all.
Please, Please try and attack me like Larry The Cable Guy and I will pick you apart and expose your no talent hack as to the world.
Trust me this will not be another one of your chances at making a clever reply to bad comments made about you as a comic,I will eat you alive.
untalented hacks like you have ALMOST DESTROYED THIS ARTFORM!!
MY RESPONSE
Todd, I am am surprised that someone with your flourishing career would take the time out of his day to threaten me. You've disliked me ever since I didn't recognize you at a club a few years ago. That is a silly reason to still be this upset at someone, don't you think?
I wish I was a wizard. If I was, I could have given you a heart.
Best of luck out there,
-Steve