THE HATE
You may be a comedian, but you're not very funny. I guess it's either the Pop Tarts talking or the Hurricane Katrina advertisements.
...I'm guessing that it's the Pop Tarts.
MY RESPONSE
To suggest that comedians are not allowed to support important causes is naive. To suggest that Hurricane Katrina is something that people shouldn't be concerned with is inconsiderate. And to suggest that Pop Tarts are the reason for your selfishness and stupidity is ridiculous. You were a terrible person long before you ODed on frosting.
-Steve