THE HATE

fuck you poodle ass beeitch. whats up square dude, does this make you feel like you have a lot of friends? well fuck you, you fairy fuck, i hope you die a slow and miserable death at the hands of another piece of shit much like yourself. I bet you only have one funny joke and you think youre a real fuckin comic. die slow muthafucka

MY RESPONSE

I have several questions:
1) What makes someone have a poodle ass?
2) Why am I square dude?
3) If you want to fuck me, doesn't that make you the gay one?
4) If you want me to die, why would you want another person you hate just as much as me to get the satisfaction of killing me?
5) Why is slow death important enough to list twice?
6) Is Walmart more fun when you work there?

One square dude,
-Steve